Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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