kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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