Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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