I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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