mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Operation Purity has been aborted
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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