Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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