How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
