.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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