Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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