Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't think brook has ever known best
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize