We got so high we made milksteak
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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