Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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