I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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