I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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