butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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