Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
vagina is talking i cant
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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