I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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