whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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