I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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