It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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