But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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