i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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