Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I could fuck to npr.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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