If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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