how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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