North Korea, Best Korea!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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