I am in a vortex of obligation.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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