all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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