yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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