I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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