playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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