yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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