No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
