Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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