Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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