Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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