apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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