Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
So vagazzling was a success
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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