he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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