just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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