another moral hangover. fuck.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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