you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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