alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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