It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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