I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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