he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
