last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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