I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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