How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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