Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
