Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
