I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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