I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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