i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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