Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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