i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
pray to the hookup gods
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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