how hairy? two words: wookie tits
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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