you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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