Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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