This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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